people should just reply to anon hate with this
damn dude thats brutal
Just so you know…
Police chief prolly passed a kidney stone after she said that. Mother fucker.
"im your state senator"
THEY. GASSED. THE. SENATOR.
holy fucking jesus fucking christ almighty.
In case you were wondering if she actually is a state senator of MO… Yes. Her name is Maria Chapelle-Nadal, and she is an incredible woman.
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
internet slang meanings:
- smh: sorry me horny
- wtf: want to frick?
- tbh: touch boner, honey
- lmao: lets masturbate all over
- lol: lick on labia
- omfg: obama may fuck golfers
- rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
- wbu: wild boobies unleashed
- fyi: fuck yeah incest
- jw: juicy wang
- yolo: you only love oral
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it